wtf?!!

TP(p)

trail·er: n. A short filmed advertisement for a movie; a preview.
pre·view: n. An advance showing, as of a movie or art exhibition, to which a selected audience is invited before public presentation begins.
re·view: v. A retrospective view or survey.

Trailer Park (p)review: n. A review of a movie based solely on the trailer released, months before the actual release of said movie, only using information given to us in said trailer. Said.

It’s like this…You don’t give a poop what some douche on the internet thinks of a movie he/she just saw. What you want is to know how good a movie was before it even came out. We have nothing better to do, so we will take trailers for movies that haven’t been released yet, and tell you how good the movie was…er, is…I mean, will be…
Get it?…
No?…Then get the f’ out, because even I don’t understand it enough to explain it again.

However…if you are interested in some humorous reviews for movies that haven’t been seen yet, then you are in the right place. We may even throw in a podcast or other junk down the pipeline, just to make it even more difficult for you to navigate the blog. For now just look over to the right side of the page, there…and under “recent posts”…voila…

If you can’t manage that, unfortunately, you are a lost cause.

Anyway, laugh, live, enjoy…’cause really, nobody likes to miss the (p)reviews.

disclaimer: if said (p)review is of a Channing Tatum movie, people may very likely want to miss it.

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